Scene: Westminster Sauna and Massage Parlour.
Al - So who's going to be Home Secretary?
Lauren - I hear it will be Tessa Jowell. The PM wants a crack down on the Mafia.
Al - And who takes over Culture, Media and Sport?
Lauren - Ian McCartney's the man for Culture.
Al - David Miliband?
Lauren - Minister for Homeland Security and Unease.
Al - John Prescott?
Lauren - Secretary of State for Rural affairs. The PM wants John to get out of London a bit more.
Al - What else do you know?
Lauren - Lord Levy to be Foreign Secretary.
Al - Gordon Brown?
Lauren - He's being offered the post of Parliamentary Under-Secretary at the Northern Ireland Office.
Al - This is all fiction isn't it?
Lauren - Wait and see.
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